Look Who's Talking

"We were all an embryo at one point." Karl Rove

"Today I have become the first space martyr. There is nowhere the infidels can hide, not even space. All praise to Allah",
Kalash Al Mudofa, a Syrian astronaut who destroyed the International Space Station in a suicide explosion. Source: http://www.satiresearch.com/go.asp?sid=49132

“Still working on the omelet. There have been stumbling blocks. I keep creating omelets one after another, like soldiers marching into the sea, but each one seems empty, hollow, like stone. I want to create an omelet that expresses the meaninglessness of existence, and instead they taste like cheese. I look at them on the plate, but they do not look back. Tried eating them with the lights off. It did not help. Malraux suggested paprika.”
J. P. Sartre, on his attempts to write "a cookbook that will put to rest all notions of flavor forever," and trying to begin by formulating a recipe for a Denver Omlette
Source: http://icemcfd.com/wayne/sartre-cookbook.html d