"...First of all, people are much more unhappy than one thinks... And then, the fundamental fact is that there's no such thing as a grown-up person..."
Andre Malraux, Anti-Memoirs
1. Whether I am technically a cyborg because I have some surgical steel plates screwed into my spine.
2. Weather (sic), when earth’s magnet field reverses, my moral compass will shift and everything good will become evil?
3. Whether, when the drums stop, and an ominous hush descends on the jungle, I’ll remember to say “It’s quiet. Too quiet”
4. Whether I’m better off now than I was four years ago
5. Whether the percentage of my dwindling IRA that is invested in oil or big pharma makes me a capitalist stooge
6. Whether I will ever be able to provide jetpacks for all my friends