Monday, September 21, 2009

Glitter and Aromatherapy

‘I’ve been on food stamps and welfare. Anybody help me out? No.’
Craig T. Nelson, telling Glen Beck, with a perfectly straight face, why he’d like to stop paying his taxes.

The real world is pretty crazy these days. Nelson personifies the un-contemplative mindset so much in evidence these days. He makes as much sense as those opposing government healthcare while on Medicare. In order for me to hold on to the shreds of sanity that I have left, I sometimes have to retreat inside.

If you read about the history of gardens, you’ll find that one of the oldest forms of garden: the hortus conclusis, or enclosed garden, was created by religious people provide a peaceful quiet place to retreat from the noise and stupidity of the outside world.

Perhaps this began as an attempt to recreate the original garden, since once in the garden you couldn’t take two steps without tripping over some religious icon or symbolic plant – like the white rose which everyone knew stood for the purity of the BVM. I find that when it’s too hot to retreat from the political news to my own backyard garden, the world inside my head works just as well.

Whenever watching the news or reading the paper gives me a headache, I can always undergo my own aromatherapy cure. There’s nothing that beats the smell of roasting tomatoes with plenty of garlic and onions.

While the oven performs the miracle of caramel-ization, I entertain myself with clip art and make creative labels. Whether it’s Dirty Girl or Green Monster, I always finish off a label with glitter.

Glitter makes the dirty girl’s bathwater or the dragon’s scales sparkle. There’s no therapy like the aroma of garlic, Photoshop, and a glitter pen to make things right in my world.


JamesA-S said...

This is a noble tradition that you are following..
Sixteenth Century Italian nobles used to scatter gold on their risottos. Earlier than that the Egyptians used to eat it in the belief that it would give them immortality.
One would of thought that that theory would have been shot down pretty quickly but some people are terribly gullible...

Weeping Sore said...

James. Dude. I didn't invent "glitter therapy"??? Is there nothing new under the sun? You say gullible, I say placebo.

chaiselongue said...

Garlic definitely - I like to believe it gives me immortality but then I am gullible. Haven't tried glitter therapy yet. Enjoy the tomatoes!

oldcrow61 said...

oooooooh, I love glitter and glitz.