WWJD

Dear Sirs,
Can you tell me where to find a macro for a badge to display on my blog that says “Jesus loves you, but he doesn’t love love you. Or maybe, a small sticker that says, "What Wouldn’t Jesus Do?“
Beer Dieter

Dear BD,
Ahhh, What Would Jesus Drink. On a beer diet. you can lose up to 24 hours in three days. Be glad you’re not looking for a bumper sticker saying “Not as…” to slap on top of your “Proud to Be an American!” bumper sticker. It is, indeed, a hard knock world. ‘Nuff said.
WS