If you succeed in cheating someone, don’t think that person is a fool. Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.
I need some advice about what I should do when guys try to make me cry. The trouble I’ve had trying to explain to boys why it’s not nice to make girls cry is that most guys are no longer conscious when I get to that part of the lecture. Besides, I can’t possibly reach every mean boy out there with my personal hands-on approach. So that’s actually not what I’m writing to ask.
It has come to my attention lately that a lot of the boys have slipped through my tutorial net and grown up to be stupid men who think women wanting to be equal is equal to women wanting to castrate men.
So here’s what I’m writing to ask. Two-part question:
Can you offer any advice about how I can school such men not to be dicks to women?
Second, can you recommend any particular action that would not provide actionable cause to bring felony murder or intentional infliction of emotional distress charges against me?
Dear Big Girl Who Apparently Doesn’t Cry,
While not directly related to gardening, I have decided to answer your question. First, no. I have no idea what to do about the plague of dicks.
Given your preference to avoid tortious or felonious conduct, I will answer your second question with a question of my own. Do you?