If I find a
buried treasure in the backyard when I’m digging a hole to plant a tree, do I
have to share it with my deadbeat grown children?
Only if you don’t
kill them immediately after you tell them about the treasure.
Is time travel
possible?
I answered that
question tomorrow.
Why must I be a
teenager in love?
You should
really be asking a lawyer about this; preferably, one who specializes in estate
planning.
Is the war in
Afghanistan futile?
Some say so: “I say futile as (we) have 100,000
men in theater to engage in a fantastically unrealistic nation-building effort
amidst a Pashtun population who largely detest our presence, simply to ferret
out perhaps 50-100 residual al-Qaeda operatives, and with their leader already
felled long ago in Abbottabad.” Gregory Djerejian
That remains to
be seen. But if they do, you can always smother it with melted cheese.
Was Hunter S.
Thompson an admirer of Spiro Agnew?
Probably not: “Hunter S. Thompson
once characterized Agnew as a ‘flat-out, knee-crawling thug with the morals of
a weasel on speed.' But he was Nixon’s vice
president for five years, and he only resigned when he was caught red-handed
taking cash bribes across his desk in the White House.’ This was
absolutely untrue. As any undergraduate zoology major knows, weasels on
speed behave very differently." Brainstorm
Does anybody
here speak jive?
Beaver’s mom,
but she’s dead.
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