If I find a buried treasure in the backyard when I’m digging a hole to plant a tree, do I have to share it with my deadbeat grown children?
Only if you don’t kill them immediately after you tell them about the treasure.
Is time travel possible?
I answered that question tomorrow.
Why must I be a teenager in love?
You should really be asking a lawyer about this; preferably, one who specializes in estate planning.
Is the war in Afghanistan futile?
Some say so: “I say futile as (we) have 100,000 men in theater to engage in a fantastically unrealistic nation-building effort amidst a Pashtun population who largely detest our presence, simply to ferret out perhaps 50-100 residual al-Qaeda operatives, and with their leader already felled long ago in Abbottabad.” Gregory Djerejian
That remains to be seen. But if they do, you can always smother it with melted cheese.
Was Hunter S. Thompson an admirer of Spiro Agnew?
Probably not: “Hunter S. Thompson once characterized Agnew as a ‘flat-out, knee-crawling thug with the morals of a weasel on speed.' But he was Nixon’s vice president for five years, and he only resigned when he was caught red-handed taking cash bribes across his desk in the White House.’ This was absolutely untrue. As any undergraduate zoology major knows, weasels on speed behave very differently." Brainstorm
Does anybody here speak jive?
Beaver’s mom, but she’s dead.