Dear TGI have succeeded beyond my wildest dreams with lettuce this year. My lettuce is so big that I can sit in my Adirondack chair in the cool shade of a lettuce leaf. My question is, how did this happen?
Concerned Gardener
Dear CG,
Your mutant lettuce probably resulted from a combination of global warming, too much water, and possibly something involving divine retribution for rampant overuse of Miracle Grow. I suggest you avoid planting Beefsteak tomatoes and stick with cherry tomatoes. If the same conditions prevail, the cherry tomatoes should be just about the right size to enjoy in a giant salad.
TG
This is a HOOT ! Thanks for the laughs !
ReplyDeleteJoy .. still giggling
Love your humour.
ReplyDeleteWherever did you get such a wonderful chair like that?
ReplyDeleteHey, if I got lettuce like that - I'd be enjoying salads for days.
Oh, I enjoyed that! So funny!
ReplyDelete/Katarina (Roses and stuff)
Oh, funny! My kind of humor.
ReplyDeleteI think if there was lettuce like that at my disposal, I'd be heading to the nearest farmer's market to set up shop. We could use a bit more home grown lettuce around here.